Westgate Old School: memoirs of a head girl 2
!!! Scandal !!!
The teachers have started running rogue and overstepping their authority, all sense of morality has crumpled into a ball and burnt on the altar of the cane.
Miss Stern got her knickers in a twist because somebody called her a Dragon on social media, and yes it came from my account, that much I do admit to, but it wasn’t me that posted it.
The truth is that I was abducted by aliens from another planet and subjected to horrible, horrible probings. It was only when I was returned to earth I realised that the aliens had done me dirty and used my phone to insult Miss Stern.
I know this all sounds far fetched but I have proof!! Now that the CIA is releasing all of their files on extraterrestrial encounters, I went looking through them and found the secret dossier that contains my abduction.
Exhibit A: Front cover of secret dossier, clearly relating to my abduction.
Some of the text files mentioned that the aliens had hatched a plot to try and make me the most spanked girl in the whole entire galaxy.
Exhibit B: This was the photo evidence of the moment the alien craft appeared to abduct me.
You can tell just how terrified I am.
Exhibit C: This is one of the recovered pieces of evidence showing that I was unconscious at the time of the crime with a number of concerning medical equipment nearby.
Exhibit D: This is the moment I noticed that the offensive post calling Miss Stern a dragon had been sent by my phone.
You will also see the menacing looking alien rubbing its hands in glee as it revels at the trouble it has got me in.
When Miss Stern came into the classroom she was not happy and called me to the front of the class where I promptly handed over these pictures as evidence. Just as she was looking at them in disbelief, Terry sat down and the loudest fart noise echoed through the room causing uproar in the class.
These events did not help Miss Sterns mood and I can tell you now, being stood in front of an angry Miss. Stern being accused of calling her a dragon and then having somebody hold up a whoopee cushion and point an accusing finger directly at you is a very intimidating situation to be in.
Miss. Stern put her angry face right up to me and told me with her fiery breath that my evidence was codswallop and she would like to introduce me to her dragon cane, of which I was sentenced to 12 in front of the whole class…. on the bare!
It was only 20 minutes later when I started being accused of bullying, the final straw came when somebody had thrown a musical toy under a pupils chair for unknown reasons but that pupil was in the process of being pulled from their seat for disruption when the finger was once again pointed at me. It wasn’t anything to do with me!!
The whole class turned on me and started telling tales, Lucie did this, Lucie did this, Miss if you look at that paper airplane it says Lucie Airways on the side, Miss. If you compare the writing to that grafitti to the writing in Lucie’s exercise book you might notice a pattern…. it just didn’t stop.
Miss Stern gave me a punishment slip for 6 of the best and told me to go and see Miss. Hastings.
Off I went looking around the school and after some time wandering about and losing my way, I finally found Miss Hastings teaching in another classroom, well you won’t believe what happened… I completely forgot I had a punishment slip with me so I just hung about in Miss. Hastings class for a while.
While I was wandering between the desks of the students she was teaching, she cleared her throat in my direction and asked what I was doing there, so I told her… Miss. Stern said I could come.
She looked at me confused and said “what? she said that you could just come and wander around in my class willy nilly?”. So I told her Yes, Miss Stern said I could come and see you.
Well off she went to find Miss. Stern to find out what was going on, let me tell you her class was well behaved, not a single one of them looked up from their work while she was out of the room.
When she got back she asked if there was something that I’d forgotten to give her, and yes! Just at that moment she jogged my memory and I remembered the punishment slip in my hand.
You would not believe what happened, she overstepped her mark and instead of giving me 6 with the cane like was on the punishment slip, she gave me 12. Claiming that 6 were for Miss. Stern, and a further 6 was for taking her for a fool.
Let me tell you, I struggled to sit down when I finally got back to class.
After that I stole some punishment slips, and rejoiced into trying to trick everybody into taking one to Miss Hastings by saying it had an important message to be delivered!!
I wish this was the only rogue behavior by the teachers but the following school day, Miss Stern had swanned off on holiday to her luxury mansion in Spain so thinking I was safe from the dragons wrath I might have just posted the phrase “dragon breath”, and made a joke about feeling sorry for Mr. Stern in the Spanish heat having to wear fire proof pants.
During lunchtime, Miss Stern video called the school from Benidorm beach with a glass of champagne in her hand and asked Miss. Hastings to give me 24 with the cane on her behalf !!! What the hell !!! She isn’t even at work, how does she have any authority to be dishing out canings.
All I’ve got to say is that it’s about time the teachers started winding their necks in.
The next school day I intend to give all of the other students a task to complete throughout the day for my own amusement.
The 24 cane strokes were shared, with Miss. Hastings delivering 12… Miss Stinger delivering 6… and Miss Wright delivering 6.
Miss Hastings was delighted to have her new spanking bench carried through, the whole thing was captured on video, here is a picture from the beginning.
